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Michael: Bros before hoes. Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you.

And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Forgot your password? Retrieve it. Michael Scott : No. Dwight Schrute : It appears we're one bathrobe short.

Michael Scott : Take it from Toby. Carol Stills : [shows Michael a framed photograph of her 2 kids, herself and a man on a ski trip. Michael Photoshopped his face in place of Carol's ex-husband's face] What is this? Michael Scott : [laughing] That is my Christmas card. It's a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast.

Carol Stills : No. See, we never went on a ski trip. Michael Scott : [holding back laughs] I know. I know. Carol Stills : I went on a ski trip two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband. Michael Scott : Right. Yes, but what you didn't realize at the time was that I was with you, in a sense, I was in your heart Carol Stills : [interrupts him] Michael Michael Scott Carol Stills : This is so weird.

Michael Scott : I don't understand. Jim Halpert : [to the camera] It's a bold move to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father.

But then again, Michael's a bold guy. Is "bold" the right word? Michael Scott : You walk out that door and it is over. Carol Stills : I know. Martin Scorsese - Die Hard. John McTiernan - Citizen Kane. Orson Welles - Fritz Lang - The Big Lebowski.

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